CARPFEST! March 2007 |
Saturday, March 24, 2007 - Carpfest Bday Bash |
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 Me and Sammi before the party, who came in all the way from New Mexico! (and no, she does not speak Mexican. Does anyone????) |
 CarpFest is here!! |
 Also known as Festivus Part 2 |
 Clark and the pimp stick |
 ...and of course a 40 of Bud Light rofl |
 Missa, Kerri and the fabulous bottle of Moet Kerri gave me for my bday! |
 Val & Boo |
 Boo, Sammi, Val, Missa, Michelle & the pimp stick |
 Boo, Sammi & Val |
 Boo & Sammi |
 Val & Sammi |
 Val, Missa & Sammi |
 Michelle & Clark |
 Missa & Amy |
 Missa & Kerri |
 Missa & the sox beach towel from Stacey |
 Missa, Stay & the towel |
 Missa, Toni & Stacey |
 Me & Stacey with our enormous beverage glasses filled with pomegranate martini. YUM |
 Ben & me with the gifts he brought me |
 Missa & Michelle and the enormous martini |
 Val & Missa |
 Stacey & Sammi |
 Calrk & Missa |
 Sammi & Missa |
 Stacey, Amy & Raena |
 Becca & Toni |
 Becca, Sammi & Toni |
 The gang!! Stacey, Missa, Sammi, Boo & Val |
 Here I am looking out the window at the cab that had just pulled up, wondering who it is |
 In the meantime, why not take a tasty sip of bev |
 You'll notice this glass never leaves my grasp |
 Sammi & Val taking an asshole shot... had no idea I snuck up in the background |
 Me and my pose du jour |
 Stacey reaching for her martini |
 Sammi, the queen of Miller Lite |
 A serious Missa & Ben with the pimp stick |
 Missa, Ben & Michelle |
 Missa rubbing Amy's pregnant belly |
 Chad and the trifle I made especially for him |
 Stacey, Chad, his beloved trifle, and Missa |
 Chad, King of Trifles! |
 Stacey, Ben & Amy |
 Missa & Sammi giving a big F YOU to a song that came on (Me & You by Cassie...yeah, you know who you are, LOSER!) and reminded me of a certain fag |
 I have no idea! Im starting to lose decorum |
 Stacey and her regulation hex |
 Missa & Kerri dancing it up |
 Boo and Missa, a tad blurry |
 Steve, Missa & Dave |
 Dave and Gnoah! |
 Gnoah throwing some back |
 The original BadTasteAdvertising creative team, reunited at last! |
 Sammi gets some gnome action |
 Val, Sammi & Gnoah |
 Amy, Val, Sammi & Gnoah |
 Gnoah and Amy's belly! |
 Ben and his cup with his name written in Sharpie. Nothing but class up in this place! |
 Missa assisting Gnoah with some delicious bev |
 Sammi & Ben |
 Missa & Elena |
 Sammi expressing her thoughts to Shawn's lameass Yankees jersey. That shit isnt allowed in my house!!!! |
 Missa & Jon |
 Sammi & Jon |
 A little mini gnome having a sip of delicious bev |
 Toni & Sammi |
 ROFL! Sammi asking Phil all about his mail-order bride. More offended he could not have been! |
 Val & Ben |
 Jamie & Missa |
 Boo & Sammi |
 Sammi, the new and improved Nazi Paparazzi, giving a mad hex |
 Missa & Toni |
 Sammi & Missa hexing |
 Gnoah kickin back some Miller Lite |
 Stacey & Ben reviewing some photos |
 Ummm, yeah. The straw adds such a touch of class |
 Missa & Chad |
 Boo and Cookie...Cookie always seems to have his decorum |
 Stacey and her usual hex |
 Ben & Amy |
 Gnoah stealing Sammi's Miller Lite |
 Missa & Elena....watch out when the 2 of us get together! |
 Chad striking a pose |
 Missa, Elena & Kerri |
 Sammi, Missa, Val, Kerri & Elena |
 Good lord, I dont even want to know what occured seconds before this shot was taken |
 Cookie (who gets next years Festivus award for Most Decorum) and Missa (who is always known for the least decorum) |
 Val & Elena |
 Missa & Sammi, long lost sisters |
 Kerri & Sammi |
 Ben, Amy & Kerri. Half the party was a WSC Communications Dept. reunion! |
 Ummm, wtf is this all about? As you can see, the decorum was lost eons ago |
 Michelle & Sammi |
 Sammi & the pimp stick! |
 What is all this, the Roscoe's Cadillac Barber Shop on Main St. crew? |
 Sammi & Boo |
 Sammi & Mike |
 Sammi & Mike's crazy gf |
 Clark molesting Missa |
 Ben & Gnoah molesting Kerri |
 Toni & Clark eating his beer bottle |
 Jen, Sammi & Becca |
 Gucci Scott & Missa. He actually drove himself down from Lowell. It's a CarpFest miracle! |
 Val, Stacey, Gucci Scott & Missa |
 Yay! Marie arrives!! |
 Mad hexing going on |
 Negative decorum |
 Toni, Becca & Missa |
 Continuing to act a fool |
 Time to put down the giant wine glass and start drinking my Moet out of the bottle |
 Toni & Sammi jammin |
 Stacey & the pimp stick |
 Missa & Miguel |
 Miguel experiencing Sammi's death shake |
 Miguel & Missa, and of course my bottle of Moet |
 Clark & Elena |
 Clark & Sammi |
 Clark and his crazy pimp strut |
 A night with Bill can never go by without shots being done |
 Clark sucking in the helium from the balloons. Only Clark! |
 Elena with the pimp stick, Tyra style |
 Ahhh Benny Ben |
 Notice how that bottle of Champagne is glued to my hand? As you'll find out, not for long |
 Sammi & Missa |
 Kerri & Chad's trifle |
 Ummm, okay. Mike's gf getting something out of my hair. I do not look amused |
 Missa feeding Chad his special trifle |
 Guess its not half bad! |
 Sammi & Miguel |
 And then starts the fun....Mike's gf started actin a fool, all getting mad because him and I were chatting (Umm, hello.. MY house, and he's practically my 2nd brother! Besides, Im the LEAST of your worries! You might want to point the finger at someone else who piques an interest), so I felt she needed to be dealt with. So in true Missa fashion, I spoke up and started going off. As she's getting dragged out by Mike, I follow and keep up the fight while the gathering crowd tries to keep up apart. As you can probably tell, I have kicked off my heels at this point. There's always one idiot at my parties.....Adam at Festivus, this nutbag at Carpfest. But hey, it makes for some good entertainment! And leave it to Marie to actually capture the chaos on film! |
 Me and Kerri, and me giving the big F U to Mike's chick |
 So mere minutes later, Ben is holding my champagne bottle and I make some kind of rapid movement. This movement causes me to literally smash my forehead against said bottle of Moet. This pic is of the welt forming on my forehead within 30 seconds of hitting it.... |
 ...and not even a minute later. As you can see, the welt is growing by the second |
 Nothing a little ice wont fix! |
 The profile view of my newly acquired unicorn horn |
 Oh thats just lovely |
 However, as you can see, it certainly didn't bring the drinking to a halt of any kind |
 Toni, Sammi & Missa |
 Clark and Sammi |
 Gee, thanks a lot Ben! Look what you've done!!! |
 Yup, this is attractive |
 Thanks Ben! I always wanted to be a cyclops |
 Yeah, this is fabulous |
 Missa bringing Remy out, per Clark & Bill's request |
 Clark wrestling with Remy |
 Chad hexing |
 How suitable....Kid n Play was not only the last photo of the evening, but the last guest who refused to leave at 4:15am. Sammi literally told him, "Dude...you have lost all of your decorum, and you gots to go!" Then Boo had to sit him down like a 5 year old and ask him if he knew where he lived and how he got to the party. Warning...never let a Kid n Play lookin fella who wears cable knit sweaters and likens himself to Toni Braxton into your next party or event! He will NEVER leave! |
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Friday, March 23, 2007 - Boston |
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 Missa & Sammi giving a proper hello to Cheers in Faneuil Hall |
 Us trying to rub off the ridiculous hand stamp at that dump |
 Sammi on the random stool! Yes, my friends... that stool is still in the 75 State Street garage! |
 In fact, as you can see here...its chained up! |
 In fact, as you can see here...its chained up! |
 3/26/07 Me and Sammi in front of the IHOP sign, in tribute to our one and only Sam |
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