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Page of Mad Offense
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 Check out the mess this inconsiderate ass made with his peanut shells all over the floor of the Fleet Center during a Celtics game. The security guards were not amused. |
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 On the drive home from a Red Sox/Yankees game in Boston on 7/26/03, this car full of total assholes were literally stalking Me & Val on the highway. For those of you who don't know, I have an RMV issued vanity license plate on my car that says RDSOX on it, so many times when I'm leaving a game, a car full of morons will follow me thinking I'm one of the player's wives. Well these morons were ridiculous, pulling all kinds af stupid shenanigans like BACKING UP ON THE MASS PIKE because we tricked them and got pulled off at a service area. So I took it upon myself to get a digital picture of them mid-drive during their stalking quest and post it on the web and humiliate the shit out of them. GET A GRIP, LOSERS! |
 During the very same Red Sox/Yankees game on 7/26/03, Val and I had the unfortunate experience of sitting behind this total skank in the bleachers. Every fan sitting in back of this girl has a message we want to make loud and clear to this chick: IF YOU CAN'T SIT OR STAND WITHOUT YOUR ASS CRACK SHOWING, DO NOT WEAR LOW RISE JEANS!!! Low rise jeans are NOT, I repeat, NOT for everyone. This skank is a perfect example of why. We really did not appreciate having plumber's ass in our faces all damn night, thanks. The entire section of fans behind us was yelling hilarious comments to this girl, yet she was completely oblivious. You'd think the girl she was with would've been a good enough friend to let her know "Hey, your ass crack is hanging out, you might want to pull up your drawers a tad," but sadly, no. Let this be a lesson to all girls thinking about wearing low rise jeans...unless you have enough of an ass to hold them in place, PLEASE refrain from attempting! And you might want to go tanning, too. The only thing worse than some skank's nasty ass in your eye is a nasty skank's powder white ass in your eye! |
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 And the Loser of the Year award goes to none other than Michael Bolton, who forgot the words to the National Anthem mid-song during a Red Sox/Yankees ALCS game at Fenway Park 10/13/03 |
 This shot was taken before the idiot forgot the words. As if it isn't bad enough to have to sit through Michael Bolton singing ANY song, but to have to sit there and witness this fag screw up the National Anthem? 10/13/03. |
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 Some nasty skank dancing at the Big Easy in Boston thinking she's sexy when in reality she has mad flab hanging out of her ever so stylish plaid pants...and lets not even get started on that ridiculous hat. The epitome of the phrase FASHION FAUX PAS! |
 Fashion tip: It is NOT COOL to wear your visor upside down, ESPECIALLY if you're a fat white guy! This photo was taken at the Blarney Stone in Worcester, MA - summer 2003. |
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 This woman was at the Phantom Gourmet Food Festival on 9/24/05. I'm not quite sure where one would find a purple tie-dyed one-piece stretchy jumpsuit in this day and age, but apparently she did! I especially like the black socks and sandals. And let us not dismiss the half ponytail in the feathered hair, secured by purple scrunchie. The boyfriend/husband enjoys a similar style, with leather vest and long, feathered hair. The most amusing thing about this couple is that they were standing on the street making fun of other people walking by! I guess it's true. People really have no idea what the actually look like. Oh, and no, she was not pregnant. Just extremely out of shape. Yet she still seemed to think a one-piece stretchy jumpsuit made of a clingy fabric would flatter the figure. I guess we can't all be Coco Chanel. |
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